///DH: I’ve been waking up way too early these days. Today I woke up at 3am, albiet due to my roommate engaging in sex acts with her boyfriend. Perfectly acceptable behaviour of course, but, they were listening to “Rhythm is a Dancer” which is a bit off, no? So I put on my sweat pants, went outside for a fag and picked up a bacon sandwich from the Tim Hortons ‘round the block. Word of warning: if you eat one of these things bring some mayo and catsup, as they are dryer than a salty desert clam.
I haven’t had cable for a few years now, is Crystal Pepsi still a big deal?
It looks like I’ll be on Al-Jazeera tomorrow talking about Black Friday/Buy Nothing Day. I’m wondering, would it be inappropriate if I wore a toque?
Nov 27 - North America
Nov 28 - International
“Hi! I’m Paul Smith…and I’ve been drinking Evian since I was 12”
So…you’ve always been an idiot then?
